back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Excuse my nostalgia
this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly
Someone just sent me this via text and we had a funny conversation about it.
REMEMBER WHEN DEGRASSI WASN’T SHITTY
‘What has happened?’
‘Nothing’s happened. I’ve had a bad week in my head, is all.’ Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via plantlogy)
and I could care less
whether it is in
layers upon layers
or only our skin–
all I really want is to wake up
where I end and you begin. Beau Taplin, "A Goodnight" (via afadthatlastsforever)